dear victoria’s face cutefectionately lily

dear whoever left this letter on my food bowl instead of talking to me in person, oh yeah, victoria’s face,

i have two words for you: fluffy and cute!

don’t make me. hold on a second. i need to go take a nap.

ok. back. do you really expect me to put up with this nonsense. do you even know who i am?

hi. my name is lily. i OWN this! from the front to the back. from the right to the left. this is my domain. i don’t mind so much that you breathe all up in my space. i do mind when you get all snotty about it.

so here’s how this is going to work. just the way it has been. i’m going to … hold on a second. i need to run full speed down the hall for no particular reason.

ok. back. so i’m going to sleep on you tonight. and you’re GOING to like it.

it really is better this way. for one thing, you wouldn’t like me when i’m angry. for another, it would be a lot of work for you to have to pack all of your stuff and get out of my place.

kay? kay. glad we got that all settled

yours cutefectionately
lily

*Again written by cordx, Lily’s response. Loved these tremendously!

4 months ago  /  1 note